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Joke of the Day
"I have a six figure salary.. $000,000 It's not much, but it's honest work"
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"Hey dad, wanna hear a dirty joke? [SFW] Me: Hey dad, wanna hear a dirty joke? Dad: No, do YOU wanna hear a dirty joke? Me: Sure... Dad: Four white horses fell in a mud puddle."
"How did Jesus feel after the last supper? A bit cross."
"What's the worst part about being a black Jew? you have to sit at the back of the gas chamber."
"Documentaries must provide 90% of the employment for violin players."
"saw guy at the store hand his gf some ""cutie"" oranges and say ""youre the real cutie."" i went to the bedding aisle and screamed into a pillow"
"give a man a fish, and he'll just expect more free fish. teach a man to fish, and you can stick him with crippling fishing school debt"
"I just forked over $5,000 for a reincarnation seminar I figured what the hell you only live once."
"Using a phone case is like buying a Ferrari and gluing Corolla body panels to it."
"I give to you a joke I made up when I was seven: Why did the computer crash? It had a bad driver! **bows ** I'll show myself out."