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Joke of the Day
"Spongebob might be the main character.... but Patrick is the star."
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"Your face on Facebook and twitter : ( `) . In real life : ( () )"
"Man, I hated Alex Haley, the author of Roots... He always had his niggers in a *twist*."
"What's one thing Lance Armstrong can still make money from? LIESTRONG bracelets."
"Meghan Trainor songs: -All About That Bass -Flounder's Good Too -Also I Like Shrimp -Wait, I'm a Vegan -All About That Kale"
"Why are most blacks Catholic? If they were Jewish their dicks couldn't live in the hood."
"it's true My wife says not everybody pees in the shower. I need yall's help proving her wrong. Rate: Pees in shower and proud of it! Comment: Uh, no! What is wrong with you?!"
"[First date] Him: Can you pass the- SOMETIMES WHEN I SLEEP ON MY STOMACH MY CAT LIES ON MY BACK LIKE A TINY SURFER"
"Can I have your picture, So Santa Claus knows exactly what to give me on this CHRISTMAS."
"What did the bullied microchip say? PIC on someone your own size!"