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Joke of the Day

"Why did the woman miss the spaghetti train? Because it went straight pasta."

"What's the biggest advantage to living in Switzerland? Well, the flag is a big plus."

"What does a battery have that a women hasn't? A positive side...."

"I can't take this show seriously until they address the size of Clifford the Big Red Dog's poops."

"What do Eskimos get from sitting on the snow for too long? Polaroids."

"Just saw that new Harry Potter movie, and was really disappointed... ...just looked at my ticket stub. It turns out the movie is called fantastic *beasts* and where to find them."

"Why does nobody ever talk about Jack the Ripper's sleazier French cousin? Jock the stripper."

"How many gay guys can you fit on a stool? 4 if you flip it upside down."

"Why are cowgirls Bowlegged? Because Cowboys eat with their Hats on."

"What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot, you racist."