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Joke of the Day

"folks nowadays love Buzzfeed lists. well guess what kids, I've got a ""Top 10 list"" for u thats total #WIN. it's called the 10 Commandments"

"How does it feel to be out of coffee? Depresso."

"What's the difference between a women's track team and a bunch of African pygmies? The African pygmies are a bunch of cunning runts. The women's track team are a bunch of running cunts."

"My moral compass must run on solar power because it definitely goes to sleep after dark."

"Cement your reputation as the office Romeo by committing suicide over an underage girl you've been seeing for less than a week."

"What do girlfriends and sperm have in common? They both always seem to end up in your clothes"

"Q: How did the dinosaur feel after he ate a pillow? A: Down in the mouth!"

"How come nobody tells ""Nacho"" jokes anymore? They're too cheesy."

"Why did they let the chicken join the band? Because he brought his own drumsticks"

"Yeah but how do misinformed people feel about it?"