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Joke of the Day
"I would NOT want to have to pay Carly Rae Jepsen's phone bill."
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"Q: What do you call a bunch of blondes standing ear to ear? A: A wind tunnel."
"Why are hurricanes named after women? Because they come in wet and wild, and leave with your house and car."
"Can someone get Trump a thesaurus, I can't listen to the same 23 words every day"
"A horse walks into a bar And the bar tender says ""why the long face?"" The horse replies ""my wife just died of cancer."""
"What does the word 'gay' mean? asked a son to his father. ""It means 'happy,'"" replied the father. ""Oh,"" contested the son, ""so are you gay, then?"" ""No, son, I have a wife."""
"Where is the best place to hide after murdering a black man? Behind a badge."
"How do you make holy water? You just take normal water and boil the hell out of it."
"Two promiscuous citrus fruits have unprotected sex They get lemon-aids"
"The only good part about choking to death on Teddy Grahams is your family can technically say you were killed by bears. Which sounds cool."