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Joke of the Day
"I finally found love!! It's on page 364 in the dictionary."
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"Give a man a fire, warm him for a day... Light a man ON fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life."
"I named my vagina ""TARDIS"". It's bigger on the inside."
"I'm going to get a sleeve tattoo of a farmers tan."
"My daughter wants to know when the hamster we ""planted"" in the garden will start growing."
"What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? u/ShittyJokeExplainBot's explanations."
"What's brown and rhymes with snoop? ....Dr Dre."
"A black man walked into the bar with a parrot on his shoulder. The bar man asks, ""Whoa, cool. Where did you get him?"" The parrot says, ""Africa! There are loads of them running around!"""
"Don't die a virgin Because there are terrorists waiting for you."
"I need a new bank account. This one has run out of money."