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Joke of the Day
"Are you a bandicoot? Because I would crash for you."
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"The pen is mightier than the sword. Unless you have like three followers then go with the sword"
"I plagiarized a book about native Americans... I eventually got siouxed."
"We need to start investing more in solar energy But it's not just going to happen overnight"
"New Irish sport A new sport is sweeping Ireland. Apparently everyone gathers round and watches a scruffily dressed man lazing about. It's called ""Tramp-o-leaning""."
"What is the difference between peanut butter and a blonde? The blonde is easier to spread!"
"If you could go back in time, would you kill Hitler or just watch movies that aren't about superheroes?"
"Sweep her off her feet, but not like the bad guy from Karate Kid."
"What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, you already told her twice. I know this is an old one but i didn't see on here so why not."
"Why was the glass-blower forced to retire? He sucked..."