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Joke of the Day

"how many cops does it take to screw in a light bulb? it doesnt matter.....they just beat the shit out of the walls for being black."

"Absolutely is my favourite nothing to do..."

"So, I understand Michael Jackson died from food poisoning... ...he choked on a 9-year old weiner."

"A mom walks in on her daughter getting it on on the couch with a boy. ""Well, I never!"" the mother huffed. ""But mom,"" the daughter protested. ""You must have!"""

"Ironically, seeing a picture of you flashing a peace sign makes me want to violently end your life."

"How do you starve a neurosurgeon? Hide his paycheck with his kids."

"Me: so I'm delusional? Doctor: yes. Me: and you're a delusion? Doctor: yes. Me: I want a second opinion. Pink Dragon: you're delusional."

"Why was the wife worried that her husband was a light drinker? Every night, he'd go out and drink until it was light."

"Why do mice have tiny balls? Not very many of them know how to dance"

"Americans may be ignorant of other cultures... But at least we invented the hamburger"