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Joke of the Day
"If you think that there's nothing that can make your plants stay alive... Watering can"
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"Oh please! Merkel: ""Alexis, I don't think you Greeks understand the seriousness of your debt situation..."" Tsipras: ""Oh please....you really should give us a bit more credit."""
"How many mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? Juan."
"Twitter, because my work isn't just going to ignore itself."
"My Penis was in the Guinness Book of World Records until the library sent me a past-due notice"
"Q: Did you hear about the robbery at the flower shop? A: It was a violet crime."
"this harriet tubman news is gonna make it super awkward every time i purchase slaves in cash"
"[Penn and Teller getting a loan for their comedy act] ""Ok all you guys need is a name"" *they look around bank for ideas*"
"Yo mama so ugly for Halloween she trick or treats on the phone!"
"""I find pleasure in the little things""... ...Said the pedofile to the court."