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Joke of the Day

"My wife must have some big surprise vacation planned. She left a note by the bed telling me I had until tomorrow to have my bags packed."

"What does a Mexican use to cut pizza with? Little Caesars!"

"Dating your Ex again is like buying your clothes back from Goodwill. There's a reason you got rid of it in the first place."

"I'm going to be a virgin for life Set a good example for my kids."

"What does Dick Cheney call rape? Enhanced Seduction Techniques."

"what's the difference between a normal consumer and a prostitute? A normal consumer aims to get the most bang for their buck. A prostitute aims to get the most buck for their bang."

"Hope you guys like this, it's been a tough day. I bought a pair of sneakers from a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with, but I've been tripping all day. :("

"What do you call a Sasquatch that is never on time? Not Yeti"

"Did you ever hear about the Lucky Charms leprechaun's evil twin? He was tragically malicious."

"Home is the place where you can scratch your butt and balls exactly where it's itching"