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Joke of the Day

"Freud was wrong, I have no desire to sleep with my mom I'd bang the shit out of my aunt, though."

"Deja Poo The overwhelming feeling of ""I think I have heard this bullshit before."""

"Robin: ""Please?"" Batman: ""No."" ""It's prom!"" ""You can't drive the Batmobile!"" Alfred: ""Can I? It's Bingo night."" Batman: *tosses keys*"

"Our relationship is like an extra chromosome It's all downs from here"

"What does a color blind racist say? I don't see color I see race"

"What did the abacus say to the adding machine? Calc you later!"

"[moses parts sea] Slaves: wow! Why we running away if u can do shit like that? Lets go back & claim the pyramids Moses: thats my only trick"

"What's a pirate's least favorite letter? U. Because U keep reposting this joke."

"Q: What kind of guitar did the pool player own? A: A-cue-stick."

"What do you call a midget psychic committing a crime? Small medium at large."