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Joke of the Day
"My wife looked different today then it dawned on me. Her mouth was closed..."
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"Did you hear about the baker who robbed a bank? He came in with buns glazing."
"Rihanna was asked; ""why do you think Chris Brown was denied a visa in Australia?"" She replied: ""Beats the hell outta me"" Edit: holy shit front page, thanks guys"
"What do you call someone who steals a glacier? An iceberglar"
"This Valentine's Day I'm single by choice Just not my choice"
"Come on down! You're the next contestant on STFU!"
"Jared Fogle just got arrested for Child Pornography Charges. I'm sure he'll be getting plenty of foot longs where he's going..."
"What's the difference between a penis and a sleeping bag? One you crawl in and the other crawls in you."
"I'm working on a new adult film loosely based on ""Two girls, one cup"" but with a bondage theme... It's called ""I shit, you knot."""
"How do you get a nun pregnant? Dress her up as a choirboy."