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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a guy who checks his blood sugar frequently? Sir Lance A. Lot"

"Why does Snoop Dogg always carry an umbrella? For Drizzle."

"A man and a woman walk into a bar..."

"Why r/Jokes has too much tiny jokes? Thus you can move on to the next one faster"

"How do you catch a fish with peas? Drop some peas along the shore, and when a fish comes up to take a pea, you grab him."

"Of all the horrible ways to die I think healthy eating sounds the most painful."

"Remember, I'm always here if you need shoulders for your ankles to lie on."

"For our 25 year anniversary, my wife asked me for a present that goes from 0-200 in seconds. I got her a bathroom scale."

"It's 364 days until christmas. And people already have their lights up!"

"Q: Why did Bobby Fischer marry a woman from Prague? A: He was looking for a Czech mate."