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Joke of the Day

"NSFW A black third grader goes to his mom and says... ""Mom I have the biggest dick in third grade. Is it because I'm black?"" She replies, ""no It's because you're 19""."

"Whats the difference between a woman and a computer? A woman doesn't accept 3 1/2 inch floppies"

"What do you call a bra designed for neutrois? Ze-bra"

"What do you call a bird with big boobs? A para-teet."

"Why couldn't the American fly home from Russia after the Olympics? Because he was Snow'den."

"What's got 9 arms and sucks? Def Leppard"

"[interview at the Pringles factory] BOSS: why do you wanna work here? TENNIS BALL: {don't say to take back the tubes} uhh i love curvy chips"

"Do poodle owners realize they just bought a dog with a shitty 1980s white girl perm?"

"What has 142 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? My zipper."

"What does the math teacher do when he gets constipated? Works it out with a pencil."