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Joke of the Day

"The WORST trick the Devil ever pulled was trying to convince the world he wasn't fat by wearing a t-shirt in the pool."

"Did you know the earth is over 70 percent water? Now what if all that water voted"

"Don't tell me you love weddings, you love open bars."

"What do fish smoke? Seewead"

"WhatsApp..... Person is typing... Person is typing... Person is typing... Person is typing... Person is typing... Person is typing... Person says: hi"

"If I hit a baseball and it rolled under the fence and was eaten by a pig, what would it be called as? An inside the pork home-run."

"Why was the horse kicked out of the country western bar? He was a homosexual."

"How do you fix a monkey? With a Monkey Wrench!"

"How do Orcs eat their food? By goblin it down."

"What if sun screen is really just a seasoning rub created by aliens."