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Joke of the Day
"How do you get a lawyer out of a tree? Cut the rope."
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"I had sex for an hour and 45 seconds last night. Thanks daylight savings!"
"What Would The Rocks Boyfriend Be Called? Fruity Pebble.."
"Wanna hear a pizza joke? I can't tell it to ya, it's too cheesy"
"The government. Unfortunately, wherever you're from, they are a joke."
"Cost of the ice cream my kid threw a tantrum in the grocery store to get: $5 The look on his face when I ate it for dinner: priceless"
"The guy who stole my diary has died. My thoughts are with his family."
"(OC) What did the auditors say to the South American shopkeeper? Hello, I'm here to Peru-se your inventory."
"I'm opening a pet grooming business. I'm calling it ""Bitch, I will cut you"""
"I hate when my wife asks me to hold her purse and it doesn't match what I'm wearing."