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Joke of the Day

"You said that if I went to visit at the hospital I should be sure to take flowers. So, when the nurse wasn't looking, I did."

"Bad news is I'm not fluent in Starbucks. Good news is I ordered a skinny Latin, and Marc Anthony is a real sweetheart."

"what did one lesbian vampire say to the other lesbian vampire? ""see you next month!"""

"On a scale of North Korea to America, how free are you tonight?"

"What's gonna happen if Hilary Clinton gets elected as President. The kitchen staff are gonna wonder why she's missing."

"Premature ejaculation was the number one public health issue in the North Pole in 2016 Looks like Santa came early this year"

"What's the hardest thing that every snowboarder has to do in his life? Tell his mom and dad that he's gay."

"Obama used the race card. Hillary used the woman card. America used the Trump card."

"Two altar boys are hoping to work in a church. They are walking down the aisle in the church when the priest sees them. He walks up to them and says, ""Gee, I've never come across your faces before."""

"She wanted to be friends with benefits, but I said no because she didn't offer dental."