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Joke of the Day
"A old saying. Fighting for peace is like fucking for virginity."
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"The town I'm in has chickens roaming around freely. I hear that our dog went chasing one a while ago, but nobody can tell me the date. I don't know when she ran a fowl."
"I listen to trump rallies before I go to bed They're all white noise."
"Why did the baker have brown hands? He kneaded a pooh"
"I shot two camera lenses out of two cannons into each other at high speed... ...I wanted to make a kaleidoscope"
"You know that you're not a child anymore when... you fall asleep on the couch and wake up on the couch."
"Instead of a happy ending the masseuse gave me an indie movie ending. She stopped suddenly at a random point and left everything unresolved."
"It's rude to ask probing questions . . . doubly so to alien abductees."
"Judging by the covers, every issue of every comic book is the one where the main character dies."
"""And, Johnny? How did your school report turn out?"" asks mother. ""Come on mom, the most important thing is that I'm healthy!"""