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Joke of the Day
"A hotel just offered me a job making beds. I think I'll turn them down."
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"They say in New York somebody gets stabbed every 15 minutes, poor bastard."
"Well, a wasp just flew into my house and I hope the fire department gets here soon."
"""Love me or hate me, both are in my favor...If u love me, I'll always be in your heart...If u hate me, I'll always be in your mind"" -Shakespeare"
"My girlfriend wanted to have a talk about how childish i am But she didn't have the secret password to my pillow fort so she couldn't get in"
"World population:7,018,521,683....just in case some one starts feeling too important"
"What do Rick Astley and a loyal partner in crime have in common? They'd both probably get raped in prison."
"Research shows that in 100% of cases, when someone says ""Oh no she didn't!"", she in fact, did."
"Dad Joke Dad: (Grabs his chest) Call me an ambulance Son: You are........ an ambulance Dad: Proud of you son."
"I met a gay couple in Ireland the other day Gerald Fitzpatrick and Patrick Fitzgerald"