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Joke of the Day

"I told my dad that I heard the U.S. is sending warships to Yemen.. ""Sounds like some Yemen-aide..."""

"What kind of gay sex are u havung http://youtu.be/KWOk0xh_dV8"

"A Termite Walks into a Bar and asks, ""hey, where's the bar tender?"""

"I named my penis the truth - Because women can't handle it."

"A man pulls up to the curb and asks the policeman, ""Can I park here?"" ... ... ""No"" says the cop. ""What about all these other cars?"" ""They didn't ask!"""

"Greatest pickup line that never works!! I put the STD in stud, now all I need is U."

"My carpenter refused to make me a kitchen worktop He said it would be counter-productive."

"[Dirty] What do you call a tear in the American flag? An old glory hole."

"How strange... Last night my flatmate only popped out for milk wearing no make up and instead came back with 4 packets of Haribo, 4 fun size Snickers and a 'Best Costume' trophy."

"[at job interview] It says here that you are very hands on. Yes, sir, I am. Can you give me an example of this? *gently caresses his face*"