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Joke of the Day
"What musical instrument is found in the bathroom? A tuba toothpaste."
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"One of my dad's favorites about flying ""You know there are more planes at the bottom of the ocean than submarines in the sky. They have never left one up there."""
"I was in a porno once but I only had a small part"
"The movie Noah would be more entertaining if it was combined with Sharknado."
"So a finch asks his mother... ""Mom, why does my beak look different than yours?"" She replies, ""Well son, I hate to break it to you, but you're adapted."""
"I don't like telling people who have Beatlemania a joke. If they don't get it, they just won't let it be."