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Joke of the Day
"What separates the men from the boys in the Navy? A crowbar."
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"Thank God you've updated your status to ""Finished lunch"" after you first posted ""Going to lunch"" I really couldn't tolerate more suspense."
"(Dad joke) How much did is cost the pirate to get his ears pierced? A buck-an-ear."
"A man was walking his dog in a graveyard when he spots another man crouching behind a tombstone Mourning,He Said, The Other man replied ""No just taking a shit."""
"One day my GPS is gonna say, ""You should know this one by now"" and shut off."
"To /r/news China just called, they want their censorship back."
"What do you call Captain Forte and his sidekick Piano? A dynamic duo! This joke came to me in my delirious state after hours of band camp practices."
"I remember when social networking was something that happened in person. How awkward."
"What business is King Kong in? Monkey business."
"Do you like Dragons? Cause I'm gunna be dragon these balls across your face!"