179365
Joke of the Day
"I like my coffee like I like my women: filled with booze."
Next Joke
"I need an emoticon that's stabbing another emoticon in the eye with a pen while repeatedly punching it in its little emoticon balls."
"I walked into a bar once... and it fuckin hurt."
"What do you call a game of tennis in China Ping Pong"
"My favorite Kardashian is the one who dies first."
"What a lovely surprise to finally discover how unlonely being alone can be."
"That awkward moment when you are introduced to someone and you have no idea if that person is their child or their spouse."
"Remember that time I made that funny joke? Me neither."
"If electricity comes from electrons does morality come from morons?"
"How do you get a dog to stop humping your leg? Pick him up and suck his dick."