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Joke of the Day
"Pretty cool that there's no law saying you can't name your kid Squidward if you want."
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"I love watching kids running in the park... They have no idea I'm shooting blanks"
"I told a popcorn joke to a bunch of military men The Colonels burst!"
"What did the corn say when it was complemented? Aww, shucks!"
"What do you call a burden of a bookstore A liabilitirary *say it out loud*"
"Did you hear about the butt fetishist who finally convinced his girlfriend to peg him? It made his hole weak."
"""Nailed it."" -inventor of crucifixion"
"The guy who created Virgin airlines probably didnt go to high school otherwise he would have called it ""shes probably lying airlines""."
"My wife was getting freaky.. ... And she kept screaming 'Harder, Ryan!'. And that kind of made me mad, since my name is Leonard."
"In the morning, I woke up on the floor next to my bed. I must have fell asleep."