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Joke of the Day
"Behind every great man is a great woman. Way behind. Because men are faster."
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"What do you call a dictionary on drugs? High Definition."
"Why don't blind people like skydiving? Scares their dogs."
"When wearing a logo or clever t-shirt, make sure your rack looks good. No one likes reading stuff on a lumpy, wavy surface. You too, ladies."
"To all those who received a book from me as a Christmas present... They are due back at the library today."
"What kinda overalls does Mario wear? Denim denim denim"
"I hear the FDA just approved Bill Cosby.... Common side effects include drowsiness, loss of memory, taste of penis, and in rare cases, sore genitals."
"What do you call a big Irish spider? Paddy long legs"
"Take that seed. Yes that one Burn it. Now crunch it up. More. Now pour this hot water on it. Let me drink that. It's good. Name it ""coffee"""
"You know what really breaks my heart? Cholesterol."