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"I wrote a status about unemployment earlier, but didn't post it. It needs some work."
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"How does a redhead shave his pubes? Gingerly"
"Why shouldn't you buy shoes off the street? They might be laced with something.."
"I just watched the uncut version of Scarface. It was just called ""Face."""
"For Follow Friday I recommend Saturday."
"""I loves hows you've done me spinach Doc!"" Popeye tells his host. Hannibal winks. ""The secret is to add a bit of Olive Oil."""
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"I've yet to find a romantic comedy that speaks to me. Maybe if they set it in an institution or an Arby's restroom."
"Countries.. We used to have empires ruled by emperors. We used to have kingdoms ruled by kings. Now we have countries."
"Did you hear the joke about the Hassidic jew dentist who only puts braces on every third tooth? He's an unorthodox orthodox orthodontist"