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Joke of the Day
"Superman: I'm my own worst enemy. Lex Luthor: oh. That's nice. I'm literally standing right here."
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"Why does the Easter Bunny hide eggs? Because, he doesn't want anyone to know he's screwing a chicken."
"Why doesn't the gastroenterologist have any friends? He's always talking shit."
"Newark International Airport: You want urine on the floor? We got urine on the floor!"
"In the news today What do Aaron Hernandez and Edward Snowden have in common? They're both expatriots (expatriates)."
"what do you call a 9 year old african boy crying on his knees Midlife crisis"
"[meeting a couple at dog park] ""BARK BARK!"" GF: He's usually not like this [pulls me aside] GF: Stop yelling bark bark at those nice people"
"What was sonic's diet advice to mario? Gotta go fast"
"Puns plz Someone throw shit out there for me to make puns with. A topic, or whatever, and I'll do my best. Anyone else can join in too."
"Its hard to say what my wife does for a living... ...because she sells seashells on the seashore"