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Joke of the Day

"Superman: I'm my own worst enemy. Lex Luthor: oh. That's nice. I'm literally standing right here."

"My doctor told me not to lift anything heavy So now I have to sit down to pee."

"I don't think my inner child is ever moving out."

"The doctor asked if I was sexual active. I shook my head and said ""Not in front of the wife""."

"Wanna hear my favorite 4/20 joke? Heh... what?"

"I think that whenever you become a parent, doctors should just prescribe whatever pills you want."

"America is in labor now Soon we will know if it's a boy or a girl."

"I am still paying... A little boy asked his father, ""Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?"" Father replied, ""I don't know son, I'm still paying."""

"Where do dogs go when they lose their tails? To a retail store."

"Getting a caricature drawing of yourself is basically the only time you pay money for someone to brutally own you."