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Joke of the Day

"What's does Santa Clause and my wife have in common? They both come once every year."

"The joke about The bed hasn't been made up yet. And the joke about the kitchen... Well, it's too dirty to tell. I have plenty more of these."

"I believe in strict gun control [gun sneaks toward front door] Where do you think you're going at this hour? [gun hangs head & turns around]"

"I am so lazy I thought about looking at the super moon and decided 2033 isn't even that far away"

"Why did the console gamer cross the road? To render the buildings on the other side."

"None of this is appropriate for anybody. Take the 18+ out of your bio."

"What's angry most of the time and wants you to stick something hard in it? An outlet"

"I hate jokes about disabled people They can't even stand up for themselves"

"What's better than a pair of Emerency Medical Technicians? A paramedic(s)!"

"If a lion ever bites off your arm, try to chew some of his hair off before you run away. He deserves to look stupid until it grows back."