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Joke of the Day

"ELI5 Why would an alien ever visit Roswell? ________________ Fill in the blank or answer the question."

"If a blind girl tells you that you've got a big penis... She's probably just pulling your leg."

"My freshman year of college I farted in a tiny crowded dorm room & a girl's younger sister who was visiting & wasn't even drunk threw up."

"3 guys walk into a bar.... and the fourth guy ducks!"

"I found a girl by the train tracks and got head. I would've gone to third base but I couldn't find the rest of her."

"Be on the lookout for a armed psychic midget who just robbed a bank and got away....the police now have a SMALL MEDIUM at LARGE!! ba dum dum"

"One time I got so high that I accidentally got a job at McDonald's."

"What is long and black? The unemployment line."

"Me VS Computer A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing. for more jokes visit http://smsbrunch.com"

"What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman - What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman? - Snowballs."