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Joke of the Day

"ELI5 Why would an alien ever visit Roswell? ________________ Fill in the blank or answer the question."

"This hotel I'm staying at tomorrow lists ""elevators"" as one of its amenities. I never thought I'd fly this close to the sun."

"A man finds a job at an elephant circumcision office. His salary is so low that he wants to quit, but then he sees that the tips are huge!"

"Wanna hear a joke about pizza? never mind, it's too cheesy. -__-"

"Facebook has pretty much made it impossible to ever again say, ""I had no idea it was your birthday!"""

"How do you know if a joke is a dad joke? A dad joke has to reach father for a pun."

"Why can't sluts count to seventy? 69 is a mouthful."

"A guy walks into a bar... Ow!"

"If I ever adopted a child, I think it'd be black. I really don't want to have to pay for college."

"I'm going to need to crash at your place for a few days. My girlfriend caught me measuring my cock the other day. She kicked me out. Apparently it fits right down her moms throat."