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Joke of the Day
"Question in a Soviet radio. ""What is your favorite historic figure and why Lenin?"""
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"A woman is like a delicate, Spring flower... ...I have really bad seasonal allergies, so I just tend to get my fix by looking at pictures of them online."
"I would love to insult you... but that would be beyond the level of your intelligence."
"Build a man a fire and he'll be warm for a day... Set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life."
"Whats the difference between the English cricket team and a teabag? A teabag stays in the cup longer"
"I'm trying to teach my toddler how to headbang but he's pissed because he wants a bottle. I told him to save that anger for the mosh pit."
"Q: Who can shave 25 times a day and still have a beard? A: A barber."
"You can't spell ""secret government conspiracies"" without that 27th letter of the alphabet that they're hiding from us"
"How do Australians ask their friends to pass the Coffee Mate :("
"Boss: You're fired Me: No YOU'RE fired Boss: No Me: Yeah Boss: *starts sweating*"