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Joke of the Day

"Two chemists walk into a bar... Two chemists walk into a bar. The first says, ""I'll have some H2O."" The second says, "" I'll have H2O too."" The second one dies."

"I offered my Muslim girlfriend a bite of my gorilla sandwich but she shook her head and said... ""That's haram, bae."""

"Toilet Stolen From Police Station... Cops Have Nothing To Go On"

"A Library is a good place to get in a fight with ur girlfriend cuz its the only place u can get away with saying ""Shhh"" w/out being murdered"

"How do Chinese name their kids? They throw silverware on the ground!"

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Cugat ! Cugat who ? Cugat to love my jokes !"

"What's the difference between an introverted mathematician and an extroverted mathematician? The extrovert looks at the other person's shoes."

"What weighs 20 times a North Korean? Kim Jong Un."

"During labor the pain is so intense A woman almost feels what a man feels when he has a fever"

"I just want to hug this out. With my hands around your neck type of hug. What I mean is, I want to strangle you."