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Joke of the Day
"What's the Cuban national anthem? ""Row, Row, Row Your Boat..."""
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"I bought a LazyBoy chair last year It's still in the package"
"This week is Frankenstein's birthday surely he'll throw a monster party"
"Why don't Canadians have many orgies? Too many thank-you notes."
"What do you call a pile of cats? A MEOWntain! Thank you."
"The book I'm reading says ""4-6 years"" on the cover, but there's only like 6 words on each page. I'll be finished by the end of the week."
"I was tucking my son in last night, and he tells me that his teacher is ""an idiot"" and she's ""out to get him."" Which is just the last thing you want to hear when your kid's home schooled."
"A Jewish kid asks his Jewish Dad for 50$... His dad says ""40$? What do you need 20$ for?"""
"What do you call a zoo that only has one dog? A shit-zoo."
"I know why Hogwarts doesn't have math class. They have a magical device for it. It's called a calculator."