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Joke of the Day
"your dad wrote a letter to harambe his pen is out for harambe"
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"I was in bed last night with my wife. She turns to me and says ""If you turn the lamp off, I'll take it up the arse."" I should have waited for the bulb to cool down."
"so awkward when the bill for the wall comes out and no one reaches for it"
"What did the man say when he saw a dancing soup container? That can can can-can!"
"Shot pool with my 15yo son. Taught him a valuable lesson. You can restart a video game 1000 times. You can only lose your allowance once."
"America's economy must really be in the toilet... The new $20 bill is only gonna be worth about $16"
"If they put a woman on the $10 bill... Wouldn't it be $7.70?"
"Whats black and sits at the top of the stairs? Steven Hawking in a house fire."
"I'm never more nervous than when I tell a doctor what I actually eat."
"""OMG IT'S RAINING A LITTLE BIT AND NOW I'VE FORGOTTEN EVERYTHING I'VE EVER KNOWN!!!"" - Drivers, apparently."