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Joke of the Day

"I finally figured out why a sneeze is the equivalent of 1/8th an orgasm... I could foresee something unpleasant and unavoidable, it's now over and I can get on with my day."

"Why did the White Man go to the Moon? He wanted more land. -Heard this from a native friend of mine. I laughed my ass off."

"My cock was actually in the Guinness Book of World Records once... But it really pissed off the librarian and she kicked me out!"

"Chuck Norris eats lightning and farts thunder."

"Yea? Well who died & made you Batman? Oh crap..that's right. Bruce, I'm so sorry. Come on, dude, don't cry. Seriously, where you going?"

"Job Interview ""It says in your CV that you are quick at mathematics. What is 17x19?"" ""36"" ""That's not even close!"" ""But it was quick!"""

"What do you call a smart blonde? A golden retriever."

"No one is listening until you make a mistake."

"Why do church bells never send e-mails? They'd rather give each other a ring."

"What do you get if you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by its diameter? pumpkin pi"