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Joke of the Day
"How does a Russian bomb explode? Kaboomshki"
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"What did the Australian sea captain announce when he decided to wank with both arms? All hands on deck"
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"What do you call a gay vegetarian? A vegetarian."
"Kid: ""I want to be a doctor when I grow up."" Mom: ""You can't. Your hands aren't cold enough."""
"I married what some might call a ""trophy wife""... Unfortunately, she wasn't 1st place."
"9/11 Threesome. When twins go down on you."
"Crush: ""Hey!"" Me: *Retard mode activated*"
"How do you think the unthinkable? With an itheberg."
"A North Korean Gymnast walks into a bar his family is summarily executed."