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Joke of the Day

"WANTED: Call center workers with very weak english, poor communication skills and short temper needed for major bank. Bonus paid for low IQ."

"So, my Doctor told me I needed to stop masturbating... I asked ""Why?"" and she replied, ""because I'm trying to examine you!"""

"Why did the Console peasant cross the Road? To render the Building on the other Side"

"A Mormon walks into a bar."

"What do u call a Jamaican proctologist? Poke'mon"

"What's the difference between a well-dressed man on a unicycle, and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle? Attire."

"Camper: There's a leak over my bunk! Counselor: That's what we said in the camp ads. Running water in every cabin!"

"""The Great Gatsby"" is an awesome book about a rich guy who can't get laid."

"i may not be that funny or athletic or good looking or smart or talented i forgot where i was going with this"

"My investment plan is to accumulate enough of the bank's pens to offset my overdraft fees."