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Joke of the Day
"What does Dwight Schrute have in common with Greece A bunch of dead beets."
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"There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Safari Barbie ...with rifle pith helmet and pygmy guide"
"I saw a woman with 12 breasts Sounds amazing, dozen tit?"
"What's black, and breaks into houses? A wrecking ball"
"My WWII joke is quite predictable How did Jew Nazi that coming?"
"Grad school is my excuse for everything. No text back? Grad school. Havent called in weeks? Grad school. I ate your last donut? Grad school!"
"Why did the Chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide"
"What does a whore call a bus load of men? Meals on Wheels"
"Girl are you a mathematician? 'Cause you turn my quadratic parabola into a linear straight line."
"I got charged with rape in the woods..... It's because I forest her."