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Joke of the Day
"What's an educated hole in the wall? A wisecrack."
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"How are mashed potatoes similar to an online college degree? If it ends up on your wall, you're probably retarded."
"I've had the clap so much that it's turning into applause."
"Whoops, wrong sub"
"Rules to learning English: their our know rules"
"Damn girl are you a Rubik's cube? Because fuck you, you stupid piece of shit."
"Q: What happened to the Irishman who tried to kill himself by .swallowing 100 pain killers? A: After two he began to feel better."
"Why buy it for $7 when you can make it yourself with $92 worth of craft supplies."
"So you're all Obama fans now? Name 3 of his albums."
"Why do Greeks like fried foods? Because they're greasy"