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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between jam and marmalade? You can't marmalade your dick up a girls ass."

"The twilight of the German poets would be Goethedammerung"

"At this point you can get more Gas for your $5 bill at a Taco Bell than you can at a Shell Station"

"A Japanese man wished to join the knights of England. The recruitment official turned him away, however, stating that there can not be any chinks in their knights' armor."

"I'm going to compete in a marathon dressed as Michael Jackson. I'm not sure which race yet."

"My father always said to me ""son it's always best to fight fire with fire""... and that is probably why he was kicked out of the fire service"

"How do you make a Scottish omelette?"

"Why is Alabama the worlds biggest sandwich? Because the whole state is inbred"

"What are we gonna do with all this extra cocaine? The previous sentence has never been spoken in the history of earth"

"Scientist have created five monkeys with autism. They were promptly made mods of r/jokes"