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Joke of the Day

"And for my next trick I'll be pulling the rug from under your feet ~Life"

"Batman was arrested today in the Vatican He was released on Christian Bale"

"Some say I'm a man of many talents. It's not true... I'm a man of one talent - I'm good at everything. *i'll see my self out*"

"MANAGER: Great news guys, I finally got us a gig BAND: Thank God! Finally! MANAGER: *installing RAM* Yeah it'll make this PC way faster"

"Hillary Clinton doesn't suck! Just ask Bill"

"(Standing next to pool with a golf club and horse) Friends: Are you sure you've played water polo before?"

"Why did God create a man before a women? You need a rough draft before you have a final copy."

"Knock knock -Who's there? -Ala -Ala who? -AKBAR"

"People used to laugh at me when I would say ""I want to be a comedian"", well nobody's laughing now"

"How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? None, feminists cant change anything"