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Joke of the Day
"What do you call... What do you call an Italian romance novel model who's let himself go? Flabio."
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"""Out with the dead, in with the old."" - Nursing homes"
"I believe: - I can fly. - Children are the future. - Knowledge is power. - I will use my powers to defeat the future children."
"Why don't you prescribe Viagra as an antidepressant? it only makes things harder."
"I'm no scientist, but I've long held the theory that monkeys are not as smart as humans because they don't have human brains."
"If I was a real superhero I'd be Constipation Man. And stop shit from happening."
"Somebody just told me they were bad but they didn't say ""cha'mone"" afterward so haha cmon guy how bad can you be"
"Obesity cures wrinkles."
"Injured myself dancing last night but fortunately I'm eligible for Twerkman's Comp."
" I don't do different things... It's just that I do things differently!"