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"What would Jesus actually do? Probably ban nail guns"
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"""What's the difference between a gnome and an elf?"" Gnomenclature."
"What did the elephant say to the naked man ""How do you breath through that thing?!"""
"Q: What connects the computers in Sauron's office? A: A Tolkien Ring network."
"""Hey Adam, can you get me some water?"" ""Sure I can, while I'm up and at 'em!"""
"My husband said I was unfeminine, so I socked him in the mouth."
"I asked a North Korean how was life in his country... He said he couldn't complain."
"What does a vampire with a weight problem drink? Blood light"
"What do you call cartoon duck sausage? Huey Louie Andouille."
"You know what's better than Tennessee? Elevennessee."