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Joke of the Day

"Why are girls so hot? because they lay out in the sun so much lol :P"

"if I was a Trucker, I'd wanna' be 1978 macho karate knowin', funny CB-radio trucker, Not the 2010 meth-addled, restroom-gay-sex,herpes-type."

"2 Goldfish are in a tank. One turns to the other and asks ""Do you know how to drive this thing?"""

"My friend said to me, ""I'm going to dress up as an island near the bottom of Italy"" I said ""Don't be so silly."""

"What did they tell the most famous child actress from the 30's when she tried to audition for a role in Harry Potter? Shirley you can't be Sirius."

"What's the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chick pea? I've never had a garbanzo bean on my face."

"How do you stop a Mexican tank? Shoot the guy who's pushing it."

"I just threw a football through a tire swing and now I'm in first place in the NFC South?"

"""Daddy, why don't you kiss me the way you kiss mommy?"" ""Because I love mommy."""

"What did Mustafa's dad say after he founded Turkey? attaturk."