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Joke of the Day
"It might seem unusual to feed a horse using one's anus. Butt hay, who am I to judge?"
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"What's the difference between a vacuum and a Harley Davidson? The position of the dirtbag"
"How much do pirates pay for earrings? Somewhere around a buck an ear."
"Who fancies going to Tunisia? I heard they're giving free shots on the beach. They go straight to your head, too."
"So a frog parked his car in a ""no parking"" zone..... His ride got toad away."
"Click bait I told you it was click bait"
"just said ""Deep Homo"" by accident instead of ""Home Depot"" & am tryingnto laugh it off oops they're watching me tweet now gotta go"
"I bet you haven't heard of this new movie Constipation... ...it hasn't come out yet."
"Bowtie pasta is the most handsome of all the pastas."
"Why did the mathematician bring home 24 eggs from the grocery store? Because when he asked his wife how many eggs to buy, she said 4!"