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Joke of the Day
"What do you do if a gang of clowns attack you? Go for the juggler."
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"Son, always wait 30 minutes after eating before swimming ""But dad we're goldfish"" Oh yeah, I forgot ""Forgot what?"""
"A guy goes to the zoo but there is only one animal... It's a shih tzu."
"cop: ""sir im afraid your dog is too cool for this neighbourhood"" me: [turns his little baseball cap round right way] cop: ""ok that's better"""
"*loses faith in humanity* ""this is the type of problem that can only be solved by 13 photos of unlikely animal friendships"""
"How many gay men can you fit on a bar stool? 4 if you turn it upside down."
"What did the mathematician do when he was constipated? He worked it out with a pencil"
"I'm thinking about bottling my own urine and selling it. I'll call it ""I Can't Believe It's Not Bud Light."""
"I want 2 kids just in case the first one doesn't get enough likes on Instagram."
"Watch it bro, your mouth's writing checks your body can't cash. Because you write really sloppy with the pen in your mouth. Seriously, wtf?"