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Joke of the Day
"Men are like bike helmets. They are handy in an emergency but otherwise they just look silly."
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"Everybody loves Raymond. Except Chuck Norris."
"Q: How do you reuse a condom? A: Turn it inside out, and shake the fuck out of it."
"What do you call a dead body and two planks? A ""Build your own Jesus"" kit."
"Why don't women propose to men? Because the guy'd always be disappointed when she took out a ring."
"Study finds that a man looks into a woman's eyes for 8.2 seconds if he is attracted to her, 4.5 seconds if he is not, and 0.0 seconds if she's a C-cup or above"
"What's a rabbits' favorite TV show? Hoppy Days."
"George Bush"
"What happens when you steamroll Batman and Robin? They become flatman and ribbon."
"Whats the most confusing day in Detroit? Fathers day."