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Joke of the Day
"Yo girl, are you from UPS? Cause I saw you checkin' out my package."
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"How many Dragonball Z characters does it take to change a lightbulb? Find out next time, on Dragonball Z!!!"
"My friend said he was a harp.. But he was obviously a lyre."
"The Ugly Hag by Ida Face"
"American Dance Music haha"
"What kind of car does Jesus drive? A Christler."
"""This soup was so good I wish I could just...NOMCRNCHNCH"" *chewing glass* ""There must be a better way!"" -Inventing the bread bowl"
"Today I got bored and went to a seafood restaurant... [OC- would like opinions] Just for the halibut."
"LPT: Never hold your farts in. They travel up your spine into your brain,and that's where shitty ideas come from."
"If flying by the seat of your pants was so easy, do you think I would still be dealing with morning traffic to get to work?"