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Joke of the Day
"If Tumblr was edible It would have alot of trans fat"
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"You'd think that atoms bonding with other atoms would mean they're being friendly, but really they steal each other's electrons. How ionic."
"What do you call an African American wife who knows where her husband is at all time? A Jailbait."
"Blood is thicker than water, but maple syrup is thicker than blood. So pancakes are more important than family. There, I said it."
"Did Torres play for every other EPL club before Chelsea ? .... Because he never celebrated scoring a goal."
"What do you call a dog who digs for bones? A Bark-aeologist"
"where does noah keep his bees? in the ark hives."
"What do you call a Jewish vampire? Nosferajew!"
"What do Jews throw when they riot? Mozeltov Cocktails"
"It's easy to be with my family because we have so much in common. Like, we all love to look at our phones!!"