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Joke of the Day
"TIFU by switching up by customer's sandwich orders at Subway Opps wrong sub."
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"What can a goose do, that a duck can't, that a lawyer should ? Stick his bill up his ass."
"A couple had a fight one night, Going to bed husband said, Good night mother of my three kids, Wife said, Good night father of none."
"At which place do mostly all men and women have curly hair? Namibia... but i like the way you think ( )"
"Rule: If thou has a Macbook, thou shall always taketh photos of objects with the Macbook in the background."
"You wouldn't believe how many laws I'm obeying right now"
"Toilet humor Why was the toilet scared? Because shit was about to go down!"
"I only complimented coz of no shave november Not sure why she got mad!"
"Whats the funniest type of bird? Crows! they're the undisputed kings of CAW-Medy"
"Thought I saw Donald Trump but it was just a pile of distressed leather with a raccoon napping on top of it."