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Joke of the Day

"Purple is my favorite colour. I like it more than red and blue combined."

"If I had an email for every Hillary Clinton joke being made right now I'd have none."

"What do you call a math teacher who's really into BDSM? A denominatrix."

"Why are pirates called pirates? Because they arrh."

"A baby frog just purposely threw himself in front of my lawn mower..... I guess he wanted to Kermit suicide."

"I was just told I'm someones BFF. Being the idiot I am, I had to google it. Backup-file Format is a euphemism for something hot right?"

"Homeless people wouldn't be half as poor if they didn't waste all of their money on sharpies and cardboard."

"So an elf walked into a bar... The hobbit laughed and walked under it."

"I jerk off roughly once a day. I try to be a little more loving and gentle the other 2-3."

"Two surgeons are laughing during an operation when a dermatologist walks by... ""What's so funny?"" asks the dermatologist. ""Sorry, it's a inside joke."" replies the surgeon."